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Something Sergeant Cid should do.
Person 1: HEY SERGEANT CID, GO SHIT A RAINBOW EGG.
Sergeant Cid: srtop it.
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When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves..