Burned The Carpet

What is Burned The Carpet?


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Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.

Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.

See getting it on, booty, poonany, oush, burn


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