Burned The Carpet

What is Burned The Carpet?

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.

Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.

See getting it on, booty, poonany, oush, burn

Panto Klamo Goatpen

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Ifhm

1. Abbreviation for "I Fucking Hate Mondays" as used by Nick Swardson's youtube video. " TGIF!? stupid ass its Monday...

Half-schaff

1. The process of acquiring a semi-erect penis resulting from no sexual stimulus Josh Schaffner had a half-schaff when he saw the butterfl..

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