Burned The Carpet

What is Burned The Carpet?

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.

Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.

See getting it on, booty, poonany, oush, burn

Ultigoal

1. The ultimate goal of a certain undertaking; the intended result. A combination of the words 'ultimate' and 'goal.' ..

Alright, Ian

1. 1) Affirmative in a mocking tone Ruben: If Oasis is playing at the Garden, I think we should get tickets. Tim: Alright, Ian. See rube..

Jimber Jam

1. Something that must be worn with a sporty frock coat, preferably by a nervous, pacing fellow named Dennis. Ye arrive at DENNIS....obvio..

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