Burned The Carpet

What is Burned The Carpet?

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.

Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.

See getting it on, booty, poonany, oush, burn

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Burnies

1. When you shit so much it feels like fire coming out of your ass. I had the burnies so bad I was afraid to wipe!! See burn, hot, sizzli..

Zwirtz

1. Zits on the buttoxwhich were recently popped by sitting down. "Dude look at the way Jim is squirming in his chair- he totally has ..

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