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A sometimes obsessivecontributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blogpost..
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A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slap..
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When one sits on HIS hand until it has fallen asleep and masturbate and feels like someone else is doing it.
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