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The last alcohol soaked olive at the bottom of your martini.
The bartender took my glass before I had a chance to eat the alcoholive!
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Jacking it in front of the computer.
dude, i was hitting the space bar last night and i got it all over my screen.
See fap, masturbati..
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To proffer a small dog to a young child in return for sexual gratification.
"Mam, that puppy-squeezer just offered me some sweets ..
