Burning Envy

What is Burning Envy?


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The expirience often felt by persons not going to Burning Man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.

Mike: Coming to Burning Man this year?

Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.

Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!

Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.

Mike: You should still come.

Nate: You just don't get it do you?

Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!

Nate: ...

See burning, man, desert, party, douche, bags, druggie


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