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Getting so intoxicated that you become unable to form rational thoughts thus completely embarassing yourself in front of friends and/or ..
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verb, Trying to win the sexual race but can't find the finish line.
(For two hours she was) ulmost dear!!
(Is you done yet??) Ulm..
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1. Heavy handed, obvious.
2. Non-existent.
I can't tell whether he's being sarcastic or not. Well, that's internet sarc..