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Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, re..
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"When something can go wrong, it will go wrong"
- Murphy
I missed my date beaucse of the fucking Murphy Law..
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When a person is not paying attention you walk up behind them and pee on the back of their leg.
Dude: My dad was drunk so i gave him a ..