What is Burnt Bacon?
1.
a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable
I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony
2.
a black lesbian
"man i dont want no damn burnt bacon this time"
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3.
What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.
I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.
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