Burnt Bacon Edit Meaning

1.

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.

-Court testimony

2.

a black lesbian

"man i dont want no damn burnt bacon this time"

See Megan

3.

What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.

I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.

See baco, burnt, burned, bacon, oops