Burnt Face Man

What is Burnt Face Man?


1.

A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"

SCENARIO 1:

BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"

MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"

BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"

SCENARIO 2

BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"

2.

A series of short cartoons by David Firth. Burnt Face Man is supposedly a superhero named Burnt Face Man, but doesn't have many powers. He also has a burnt face. He can however create a SONIC BOOM although it is weak. Burnt Face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, Man Spider and Bastard man. He enjoys playing Mel Gibson's safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. Anger Man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.

Burnt Face Man: Take that crime, you shit!

BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?

BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.

BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains

Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!

BFM: No Sir!

RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!

BFM: Not one!

See salad fingers, david firth

3.

a big gay man with a burnt face. superhero in the same league as salad fingers

"i bet your gay"

"i'm not gay, i have a calender with naked ladies on......at home"


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