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When a particularly hairy dude decides to shave his Junk and only his Junk, Leaving a hairless patch surrounded by a sea of black tuft. ..
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When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet
I blasted a wicked lochness ..
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Whenever someone tries to give a dirty sanchez, but fail, making the contents fly everywhere
Last night I tried to give my girlfriend a..