What is Burnt Ramen?
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A Carefully Prepared Meal of Human Feces
To Prepare: A man, known as 'Chef.' pounds the ass of either a man or a woman until his urethra is tightly packed with shit from tip to prostate. Chef then pulls out and then drinks the urine of the pounded person until he has to piss. When Chef's bladder is about to burst, he pisses out small strips of shit with the diameter of his urethra, with a color similar to that of burnt Ramen noodles, into a bowl with the reprocessed urine of the pounded person. Serves two.
She loves watching her father piss shit noodles when preparing a meal of Burnt Ramen.
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