What is Burntwood?
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SHITE. Always written in capitals to emphasise the overall crap-ness of the place.
"Burntwood is SHITE."
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2.
The best place in the world!!
The the worlds second is Lichfield, Burntwood's best mate.
Burntwood is the best!!!!!!!
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Random Words:
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You know ya wanna hug Dangerously Dave to bits
Mental, sarcastic, twatty, innocuous, feline, spayed Dangerously Dave
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