Burp Your Turtle

What is Burp Your Turtle?

to masterbate

why don't you go burp your turtle and leave me alone

See whack it, spank the monkey, polish the pope

Holtz

1. A yellow wooden toenail Aloysius: EWA..Did you see that Holtz? When was the last time HE got a pedicure? Sanford: Ummmm...NEVER!? See..

Zoka's

1. Short for Zoka Coffee Roaster and Tea Company (Seattle, WA), this establishment provides small-batch roasting of coffee, homemade baked ..

Larkinx0r

1. A derivation of "Larkin," a 21st century gamer whose name was later dubbed to anyone who had remarkable talent or skill at com..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Burp Your Turtle Edit Meaning