Burp Your Turtle

What is Burp Your Turtle?

to masterbate

why don't you go burp your turtle and leave me alone

See whack it, spank the monkey, polish the pope

Zoeyellen

1. to be doofy and/or clumsy. Makes a fool out of self frequently. *slips and falls* UGHH! I am so zoeyellen! See doofy, clumsy, faller,..

Hairy Jesus

1. A woman with a hairy vagina Person 1: Man that woman is sexy Person 2: Yeh, but she's probably a hairy jesus See vagina, hairy..

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