What is Burping The Chair?
1.
Pushing your ass down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly.
Dickbob thought it was safe to come back into the room, but I was burping the chair and chased his ass back out.
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2.
When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.
The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.
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