Burread

What is Burread?

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To attempt to eat a burrito while reading a book, preferably outside in a park on a nice day.

Difficulty can be increased by various factors: poor burrito structural integrity or weak wrap, high winds combined with an improvised paperweight such as your bag of chips, etc.

After rock-climbing this morning, all I can think about is stopping by El Farolito so I can go burreading at Mission Dolores.

See burrito, eating, reading, book, park, derat
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