What is Burst Couch?
1.
A large, flabby vagina.
"She looked hot, but her minge was like a burst couch".
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2.
1.n. Someone or something which serves absolutley no purpose what so ever.
2.n. Someone with nothing to do
Same as empty tracksuit
1. You can't even wire a plug you burst couch
2. My friends didn't show so I was left kicking round the town center like a burst couch.