Burt Edit Meaning

1.

a rare creature which has an impressive abillity to lie, and convert to the very dangerous 'El Taco'. His defences include burt breath and an incredebly thick layer of grease which creates an almost impenetrable wall of slime around his body. which makes him very hard to hold down. This is a violent and irritating beast and should be avoided at all costs. This speiceis is of mexican origin, and has been known to wear sunbraros, and its mating call is 'Tequila!!!' it attracts new mates by changing the shape of his hair , using the grease-like substance which flies reside in.

"hey, sam, do you want to go get burt?

"Hah, No."

Jane: Whats that?

Burt: Tequila!!!

Jane: Oh god no, its El Taco!!! Dodge the grease

Burt: i hope we beat the germans soon, so i can get my PS3 back.

*Jane shoots herself*

See burt, boots

2.

when you burp and fart at the same time it feels funny but its hilarious

Dude i gotta burt!

See jess

3.

butt-hurt put together.

pronounced bart/burt

somebody who doesn't know how to take a joke

and takes it up the butt.

don't get all burt foo. we were just kidding.

did you see Amanda? she was fucken burt!

See butt hurt, offended, up the ass, mad, burt

4.

Burt / Burting, AKA "The walk by." To walk by another person, fart, and keep walking. The key to a successfull burt, is to be able to walk by someone, and get your ass as close to their face as possible, while letting out a silent hot fart.

Hey, check this out... I'm gonna go burt on this guy sitting down

See burt, fart, burted, walk by, farted

5.

the word burt known to be used when one is in disgust normally yelled or said loudly either over the top of a conversation, a response to a conversation or if someone see's something or someone that one doesn't like, the sound burt symbolises the sound of a quick blunt fart that would normally give the same effect as saying burt

normally pronounced BUUUUUURT(the longer or louder it is said the more meaning it has)

e.g for burt

guy1: Hey do you remember that girl from last night?

guy2: BUUUUUUUUUUUURT!! (meaning she was ugly)

See burr, bart

6.

Norse goddess of wisdom, beauty and femininity, used to describe a lovely looking lady that has all of these qualities.

Check out that bird, she's a burt. Hubba hubba

See Lou

7.

A term originating fromm burt and ernie from sesamee street, refering to a gay male.

that guy is such a burt.

See george