Burt And Ernie

What is Burt And Ernie?


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to sit unreasonably close to your friend when there is plenty of room elsewhere

I looked down at the long strech of open bench, and wondered why my friend was trying to make us into burt and ernie

See close, creep, sit, pack, scoot


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