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A link which promises Rick Astley delivers something completely different.
Ah, man. I wanted to watch Rick Astley but it's a video..
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A long helmet.
If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet...
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Metaphorical pants that infuse the wearer with feelings of crankiness. The level of crankiness depends on the tightness of the pants.
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