What is Burtney?
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The most wonderful person in the world. My best friend and soul mate. Her smile is like the sun, and when she cries it rips your heart out and you want to hold her forever. She's silly and makes you pee your pants in public. She's a nerd and she doesn't care what you have to say about her. She's the reason that you straighten your hair and the reason you wake up with a smile!
Those thick framed glasses are soooo burtney!
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The spontaneous need to jack off while high.
Tom: Hey Jeff, where's Andy?
Jeff: He's in the bathroom, I think he's havi..
