What is Burtstache?
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A single eyebrow, linked by hair over the nose between what in most people are two separate eyebrows. Named in honor of Burt from Sesame Street who has a unibrow!
"Bro, do you have a lawn mower?"
"No... why?"
"'Cuz you're gonna need one to trim that burtstache!"
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when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.
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Driving slowly so that the needle on your car's tachometer is pointing to the one--or your engine is only doing about 1,000 revs or..
