What is Burtstache?
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A single eyebrow, linked by hair over the nose between what in most people are two separate eyebrows. Named in honor of Burt from Sesame Street who has a unibrow!
"Bro, do you have a lawn mower?"
"No... why?"
"'Cuz you're gonna need one to trim that burtstache!"
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Noun: Erect nipples, like tho.
Man, she got thumb tacks like a bulletin board..
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Going on a date with somebody because you feel sorry for them. Often a male on the rebound or a female one considered 'ugly'.
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