What is Burtstache?
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A single eyebrow, linked by hair over the nose between what in most people are two separate eyebrows. Named in honor of Burt from Sesame Street who has a unibrow!
"Bro, do you have a lawn mower?"
"No... why?"
"'Cuz you're gonna need one to trim that burtstache!"
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a sexual act in which the woman wraps those Cheetos Curls around the man's penis then proceeds to perform oral sex on the man, thus..
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Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.
Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'..
