What is Burtstache?
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A single eyebrow, linked by hair over the nose between what in most people are two separate eyebrows. Named in honor of Burt from Sesame Street who has a unibrow!
"Bro, do you have a lawn mower?"
"No... why?"
"'Cuz you're gonna need one to trim that burtstache!"
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The act of removing a soiled condom, then repeatedly whipping her across the face with it. If she enjoys this, try the Tom Bomb.
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