Bus Legs

What is Bus Legs?


1.

Whilst riding the bus one must have "bus legs". Bus legs are very much like sea legs but refer to ones stability while riding a bus standing up. Someone who has great bus legs can ride the bus while standing and not need to anchor his weight on anything but the floor.

I-(falls down when bus begins motion)

A-"Gee wilikers, what happened?"

I-"I stayed up very late, so I am very fatigued."

A-"Don't worry you'll get your bus legs back soon."

See sea, legs, bus, transportation, falling

2.

1. The ability for a person to remain upright and not stumble after a bus has departed, the departure being unbeknownst to the person because he/she has turned away from the bus driver after having paid the fare.

2. The ability to remain upright and not stumble while standing in a moving bus.

You can tell that Fred doesn't have his bus legs because he almost ate shit after he got on.

See bus, bus lust


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