What is Busfuck?
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1. The process in which an individual misses the bus, or must wait an undesirable period of time for the bus to arrive.
2. Missing a series of buses consecutively, further extending an individuals waiting time at the bus stop.
3. Giving up all hopes of finding transportation, and choosing to walk to the desired destination, only to watch the bus pass you on the street five minutes later.
Busfucking often occurs on Wednesday, due to the typically early releasing of students from most public schools which may happen to conflict with the schedules of school or city buses. In some cases, busfuckage may increase substantially due to lack of patience and aggravation towards the bus company.
Wednesday is known as "busfuck day," as it is the day you are most likely (or in some cases, inevitably) to be busfucked.
"Where the hell is that school bus? Did we just get busfucked?"
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bus-fuck
-n. (1) One large enough to fuck over a bus if it were to run into him or her.
-n .(2) One would also be capable of eating said bus as an appetizer with ease.
-n. (3) One would also be interested in fucking (engaging in sexual intercourse) with said bus.
-v. (1) To be hit with a bus, but because of one's extremely large weight and size, to cause the bus to be "fucked," or destroyed.
-v. (2) To literally engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus through its exhaust pipe, doors, gas tank, sunroof, or other cavities.
-v. (3) To literally engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus by shoving its exhaust pipe up one's anal caviti(es) (asshole).
-v. (4) To literally engage engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus by shoving the entire bus inside one's anal cavity(ies) (asshole).
Steve is such a busfuck.
Did you see that busfuck? He must have weighed a billion tons.
Steve: I'll take five hundred mcburgers. Can you supersize them?
Employee: Wow, you're such a busfuck.
Holy shit that busfuck last night was so kinky.
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