Bushman

What is Bushman?


1.

A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turdand is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.

No you idiot, you didn't get boofed by the Fuller Brushmeister, you got regally queef greasedby the Bushman, aka djPauli (LINY) psk.

See queef greased, acs, Rono

2.

A young pothead, who always seems to purchase weed. Always offers to smoke you out, but begins to walk in circles because he claims it is "to sketch" or that he, "heard something". This is commnly used as a distraction for him to continure smoking and take another hit.

That Bushman is such a jew, he walked in circles when were blazing.

See jonny, johnny, johny, jewbag

3.

A person wearing all neutral, earth tones (i.e. brown, tan, etc.) and little jewelry. (Therefore it looks as though they've lived in a forest somewhere, surviving on nuts and berries.)

Ew I need to change my shirt or else I'll look like a bushman!

See buffoon, colorblind, icky, hippie

4.

A myth creature who is hairy and ape like, and lives in a bush.

Clure: I'm so hairy.. wat shall i do...

Laura: AAAhh u bushman!

Jess (bends neck towards clure): hmm

See scary people


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