What is Bushrunning?
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A sport in which participants take turns careening into an exquisitely trimmed bush with no regard whatsoever for personal well-being. The game does not have a win condition, so victors never emerge and losers face hefty fines.
"Hold it! You can go, but please, for the love of God, no more mischief. I mean it"
"No ma! We're just going bushrunning out in front of old man Stephenson's house! Honest"
"Oh...? Well... Take your brother! God knows he needs the exercise."
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