Business Man's Lunch

What is Business Man's Lunch?


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3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant.

Boss: "Why are you in such a good mood?"

Employee: "Just came back from a business man's lunch."

B: "Oh... What did you have?"

E: "Ummm.... Some Pretzels."


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