Business Needs

What is Business Needs?


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Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.

We are going to half your wages and double your hours due to business needs.


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