What is Business Shit?
1.
When two people need to take a shit at the same time. The first person takes a shit in the normal fashion, the second person sits on the first's lap, facing them, and shits in between the first person's legs.
Used only in circumstances where both people are in a hurry. By no means has any sexual connotation.
"Holy Shit, David, I really need to take a shit!"
"Dammit, Logan, I gotta shit too!"
"I guess we're just gonna have to business shit it up..."
"I gotta shit so bad, that's fine with me."
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