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When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.
She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor ..
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A dork that uses Oxymorons all the time trying to be cool!!
I'm an Oxymoredorkious. I like your big boobs!!..
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a taco that consist of dog shit and a flour tortilla with your choice of toppings
your breath smells like you eat a dog shit taco
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