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A telephone directory with the slogan "let your fingers do the walking"
Taken litteraly it is to poke or finger bang a vagina..
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A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.
see: pimp
Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!..
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when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression..