What is Bustard?
1.
The combination of butter and mustard. Mixed together the new compound resembles that of semen. Usually used as a sauce for chicken wings.
That guy was such a dick on the phone that I gave him a side of Bustard instead of ranch.
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2.
someone who listens to busted
"bustards can't change their bustard ways"
"arr matee, she's a bustard"
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