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if no1 believes what ur sayin and u decide to just drop it just say its in the bible
Me:hey i fucked her i swear!
Jim:no u didnt stfu!..
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What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfrien..