Buswork

What is Buswork?


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Buswork is an art. The art of rushing your homework on the bus to school; either because you forgot to do it at home or just couldn't be bothered.

Buswork is a tricky task to undertake and people who can pull it off deserve a lot of respect.

Some of the possible obstacles are:-

Cramped conditions,

Trying not to let the school grass see you,

Trying not to let the school bully stop you,

Being tired on the bus,

Trying to keep your handwriting to a decent level whilst being rocked all over the fucking bus.

The most difficult part of all to master is remembering not to miss your stop.

This list is not exhaustive.

Because of the many obstructions to deal with buswork very rarely results in a high grading, with F to D being the usual outcome. Anyone who scores above this is either a genius…Or the teachers pet and wouldn’t need to do any buswork because they wouldn’t get in trouble anyway, the teacher loves them.

Example 1

Timmy-I was playing Halo last night and totally forgot about my English essay. I had to do some buswork on the way to school.

Example 2

Timmy-Fuck my homework I'm playing Halo...I'll just do buswork tomorrow.

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