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A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.
Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It..
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The sound of one hand clapping.
Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng! Oswald had found true enlightenment at last.
See flotch, poit, osk, drood..
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This is a response to an obvious question.
Scotty: Did your wife annoy you today?
Jimmy: Is the sky blue?
See obvious, dumb, stupid..