Butt Captain

What is Butt Captain?

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Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.

"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.
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