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The most versatile joke on Earth.
"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."..
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when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.
god that was an arse cruncher..
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Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"
*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback ..