What is Butt Crusties?
1.
Tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your butt cheeks.
Try as I might, the butt crusties could not be removed by wiping. Time for a shower.
2.
The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.
"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".
3.
A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.
After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.
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4.
Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...
I saw them one day. They were bleeding.
