Butt Finger

What is Butt Finger?

to stick one's finger up their own ass while sleeping. Then place that finger near their nose!

Dude, it was hilarious! Last night we got completely thrashed and butt fingered Ronnie!

See steve

when wiping ones ass after a messy dump. you find that you got shite all over your finger.

"god damn it i just got serious butt finger from that shit."

See brown finger, fart hand, shit picker

Zotes

1. Sunflower Seeds. I could not get my tounge in her mouth, because my mouth was full of Zotes!! See seeds, lifestyle, healthy..

Clisbee

1. involuntary spooningof someone or something while drunk. Dude, Jared clisbeed me all night, even after I elbowed him. See spoon, drunk..

Intellectual Snuggie

1. A person functioning as an emotional or intellectual safety net for another, who dates others but keeps the Snuggie around for emo needs..

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