What is Butt Grapes?
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The scientific / agricultural definition of male testicles.
"Suck My Butt Grapes" or "Lance Armstrong only has one Butt Grape"
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A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.
I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.
These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.
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