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when you go to answer a vibrating cell phone only to find out it was never vibrated; any time you find yourself imagining that your phon..
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invented by the royal family of Denmark in 2006 as an insurance policy against the greedy spendthrift Crown Princess Mary. The agreement..
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Unusually small and tight cunt.
Me nobs red raw, I shagged this bird last night and she had a fanny like a mouses ear.
See Jamie..