What is Butt Kiss?
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A "butt kiss" is when you take a shit and it piles up and/or leans over to make contact with your ass.
That turd was so long, it actually gave me a butt kiss when it snapped off!
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The touching of one smokers lit cigarette to another's unlit cigarette with both cigs still in their respective owner's mouths. Used to light up in the absence of a lighter.
Dude 1: Got a light?
Dude 2: Nah, we can butt kiss though.
Dude 1: Gay, but do want a smoke.
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(n). Descriptive noun for a hunk of man meat with perfect hair and an empty brain. A dim-witted combination of the school quarterback, ..
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When you have sexual intercourse with a spider.
-So was it a brown recluse you arachnafucked, or a black widow?
-Neither, you smug ass..
