Butt Licking Machine

What is Butt Licking Machine?


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A machine that licks your butt for you so you don't have to. It also works for licking your homo freinds ass, or for licking your dog's hairy ass.

It was invented by your mom!

G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

Yo what up dawg my name is g-pizzle on yo nizzle, fo' shizzle. My freind just bought his homeee a butt lickin' machine from yo momma a'ight. You piss of you horse P.I.M.P.!

G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!


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