Butt Mites

What is Butt Mites?


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Butt mites are annoying little creatures that reside in the sweaty ass cracks of overweight bull dykes and republicans. They are known to feast on butthairs as well as the occasional pube or two if feeling adventerous enough.

"Dude, you can see the butt mites crawling out of that skanks shorts. ...I just threw up a little."

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