What is Butt Monkey?
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A Butt-Monkey is someone who worships another person. They laugh at all their jokes whether they're funny or not, they think they're great even when they're not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. The person the Butt-Monkeys follow is called a Butt-Monkey King or Queen.
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Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.
Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards
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A stupid follower of a ridiculously over rated thing.A brainless idiot whos idea and opinions should not be allowed to be heard
You like Bose you butt monkey
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1. A general insult.
2. A sycophant, or "brown-noser."
3. Someone who is extremely irritating or annoying, a "pain in the ass."
1. God, you're such a butt monkey.
2. Jones is such a kiss-ass butt monkey.
3. Dammit! Would you stop being such a butt monkey and LEAVE ME ALONE?!
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a term appropriate when someone has upset you by being an idiot.
'Hey. You shouldn't have done that butt monkey!'
'Um, no one says 'She is called.' Butt monkey!!!'
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6.
Name for a male homosexual.
One who pleasures himself inserting his penis in another man's butt hole. butt monkey is also in conjunction with the noises made while engaged in anal sex.
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Monkeys that fly out of your butt after stating: "Yeah...and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"
Hillary Clinton is a Butt Monkey.
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