Butt Muffin

What is Butt Muffin?


1.

When you blast out a dry turd.

I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.

2.

a person that smells, looks, or acts generally like butt.

"hey lady, ur ass is getting fat! haha just kidding"

"ew ur such a butt muffin"

See butt muffin, gross, jerk, douche bag, smell


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