What is Butt Mustard?
1.
The greasy residue left in your underwear.
2.
The pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.
Hey, look at the back of your pants, looks like you have a bit of Butt Mustard there.
3.
The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.
Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.
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4.
A fart that seeps out a little bit of liquid. Similar to a
When I farted, I thought it was okay, but then I felt the butt mustard squishing between my cheeks.
5.
The mix off blood, cum and shit that is often created during anal sex. It's dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles Dijon mustard.
How am I ever going to get that Butt Mustard off of my sheets before my girlfriend gets home?!?!?!
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