Butt Napkin

What is Butt Napkin?


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The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!

<DarkTyrant> The what now?

<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.

<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;


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