What is Butt Pregnancy?
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The act of being constipated to such extremities that a baby comes out of one's rectum after the first 5 painful waves of feces exiting the anus
Marcus: Dude, eating all those cream pies really makes me want to unload right now
Henry: Yeah, we should go unload together
(Both Marcus and Henry walk into a bathroom and each go in a stall)
Marcus: This is going well so far
Henry: Yeah, my dump is go...
Marcus: AHHHHHH!!!
Henry: Dude, are you okay? Why did you just interrupt me? Are you constipated?
Marcus: It's worse than constipation! Oh goodness, I think I have a butt pregnancy!
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a person who pounds an ass on a daily basis
Michael Jackson is a rectum warrior.
See ass cadet, donut puncher, fudge packer, salad tos..
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noun;
1. a girl who's skankiness is so prevailant it emmits from her pants.
2. any girl who has the audacity to say she loves you..
