What is Butt Pregnancy?
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The act of being constipated to such extremities that a baby comes out of one's rectum after the first 5 painful waves of feces exiting the anus
Marcus: Dude, eating all those cream pies really makes me want to unload right now
Henry: Yeah, we should go unload together
(Both Marcus and Henry walk into a bathroom and each go in a stall)
Marcus: This is going well so far
Henry: Yeah, my dump is go...
Marcus: AHHHHHH!!!
Henry: Dude, are you okay? Why did you just interrupt me? Are you constipated?
Marcus: It's worse than constipation! Oh goodness, I think I have a butt pregnancy!
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Northern slang term for Wm Morrisons Supermarket, a major retail establishment in the UK.
Let's go to Morriebobs for summat to eat..
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Derogatory adjective.
Johnny: Have you seen that new movie everybody's talking about? I thought it was awesome.
Kid Charlemagne: ..
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literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody
steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed hi..
