What is Butt Pumpkin?
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Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.
Large round turds that require work and time to pass.
Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.
Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”
Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”
{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}
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