What is Butt Spider?
1.
shit balls pulled away from the anus as interwoven with anal hairs. resembles spiders, dingle berries with hair pulled away from the ass.
dude, I was pulling butt spiders off my ass.
what a butt spider.
2.
Refers to a now-infamous email prank about spiders hiding under toilet seats, waiting to bite and kill you.
Beware the "Arachnius gleuteus," or butt spider!
3.
A butt spider is what a clenched anus looks like when one tries to keep from shitting his/her pants.
Where's the bathroom, man? I've got a butt spider crawlin' around on my ass, I've got to take a shit so bad.
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